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GAHAHAHAHA IM UNDERWEIGHT XD 

Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dót)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body pix.. if u can figure out who I am msg me and we'll kick it. CC required for age but it is free. (annoying i know)
Anonymous

Didnt I JUST turn you down?  Fake sluts…..GDI…

satokohoujou started following you

theblackwitch:

satokohoujou:

theblackwitch:

Hello human! Here stands the Golden Witch!

“…Witch? Isn’t it a little early for Halloween? And I’m not exactly seeing where the ‘golden’ part is…”

 Eeeeh? Halloween? I guess you’ve got it wrong, stupid human! I’m a TRUE witch! *swings her golden staff letting a bunch of butterflies appear* Kyahah~can you see the golden now? 

U-Uryuu…..Lamb….da?  Why are you dressed like that?  Why don’t you recognize the Black Witch, Uryuu?

And then Sakutaro came.

theblackwitch:

*Summons a washing machine* It’s time to wash dirty stuff~! 

U-uryuuuuuuuuuuu!  *Dragged in, spinning around, coughing on water*  S-someone….kyahh……u-yu…..

theblackwitch:

endless-magic-of-the-witch:

theblackwitch:

endless-magic-of-the-witch:

theblackwitch:

 Are you talking about that scum?! Should I remember he wasn’t even able to solve my game~? AHAHah, now I get it! You do really make a beautiful couple of LOOOOOSERS~!

((un giorno mi farai scappare via terrorizzata e con le lacrime agli occhi
SO MEEEEEEAN! TEACHER, TEACHER! SO MEAAAAN ;_;))
If he’s scum, then you are the WORST kind of scum~ Should I remember that, in the end, you are just a spoiled loser born from Ushiromiya Eva’s deluuuusions?!*hits her head with her pipe*
Oh my, oh my!Is this little little child still not able to speak properly? You spelt ‘winners’ in the wrong way, again!


(( omg çAAAAç non scappare fatti abbbracciare çAAç))
S-SHUT UP! Me and Eva are two different persons! I’m THE WITCH, I’m the winner! She had given up her life and gold and everything for that stupid thing called love! She deserved it!
You? Winner? AHAhah, your only desire is to blind Ange-chan and hide her from the truth! I’ll guide her through her journey and expose it! I’ll let her read everything in my diary…the truth of the 4th and 5th October! And you know what this truth tells? THAT I’M THE MURDERER OF ROKKENJIMA, THE TRUE GOLDEN WITCH!

((…ma fai ancora più paura che nell’adachi-mode.))
Oh, did I say something wroong?! You shouldn’t be so sure about this, delusion~Did you really do everything for the gold?Such a pitiful and human existence!
No one will ever know the…truth about those two days, not even Ange.
Hmph, you are not the culprit and you’ll never be, black witch~

 Tsk, denying the truth, you moron?! Well, time will show it! I don’t care about your useless nagging, Predecessor~samaaa~
And sure I didn’t do it only for the gold. I did it ‘cause I could! And it got interesting so I watched~Kyahaha!
((GUARDAMI QUOTARE DACHI CON EVA.
…effettivamente, con dachi avevo qualche motivo per trattenermi. Con lei…no °u°))

B-Beatrice-Sama!  I’m here to help if you need it, Uryuu!

theblackwitch:

endless-magic-of-the-witch:

theblackwitch:

endless-magic-of-the-witch:

theblackwitch:

 Are you talking about that scum?! Should I remember he wasn’t even able to solve my game~? AHAHah, now I get it! You do really make a beautiful couple of LOOOOOSERS~!

((un giorno mi farai scappare via terrorizzata e con le lacrime agli occhi

SO MEEEEEEAN! TEACHER, TEACHER! SO MEAAAAN ;_;))

If he’s scum, then you are the WORST kind of scum~ Should I remember that, in the end, you are just a spoiled loser born from Ushiromiya Eva’s deluuuusions?!*hits her head with her pipe*

Oh my, oh my!Is this little little child still not able to speak properly? You spelt ‘winners’ in the wrong way, again!

(( omg çAAAAç non scappare fatti abbbracciare çAAç))

S-SHUT UP! Me and Eva are two different persons! I’m THE WITCH, I’m the winner! She had given up her life and gold and everything for that stupid thing called love! She deserved it!

You? Winner? AHAhah, your only desire is to blind Ange-chan and hide her from the truth! I’ll guide her through her journey and expose it! I’ll let her read everything in my diary…the truth of the 4th and 5th October! And you know what this truth tells? THAT I’M THE MURDERER OF ROKKENJIMA, THE TRUE GOLDEN WITCH!

((…ma fai ancora più paura che nell’adachi-mode.))

Oh, did I say something wroong?! You shouldn’t be so sure about this, delusion~
Did you really do everything for the gold?Such a pitiful and human existence!

No one will ever know the…truth about those two days, not even Ange.

Hmph, you are not the culprit and you’ll never be, black witch~

 Tsk, denying the truth, you moron?! Well, time will show it! I don’t care about your useless nagging, Predecessor~samaaa~

And sure I didn’t do it only for the gold. I did it ‘cause I could! And it got interesting so I watched~Kyahaha!

((GUARDAMI QUOTARE DACHI CON EVA.

…effettivamente, con dachi avevo qualche motivo per trattenermi. Con lei…no °u°))

B-Beatrice-Sama!  I’m here to help if you need it, Uryuu!

Oooh, it's nice to see you again, Sakutaro~! I see you're arguing with my foolish successor...*rolls eyes*

*Giggles*  Well, I couldn’t let her hurt any  more people, Uryuu!  Mhmm, I’m doing my best!  How’s Maria?  How are you, Uryuu?

sakutaro:

The Black Witch: sakutaro: The Black Witch: endless-magic-of-the-witch: theblackwitch:…

theblackwitch:

sakutaro:

sakutaro:

The Black Witch: endless-magic-of-the-witch: theblackwitch: ((Mh °u° meta dell’ep 8,…

endless-magic-of-the-witch:

theblackwitch:

((Mh °u° meta dell’ep 8, che bene o male ci sono tutti e tu con bato siete i “”GM”” diciamo così. Non saprei D:))

Uryuu…Im not jealous of you.  I have my magic, as furniture, and you have yours.  But you deny your furniture, Uryuu…You commanded the Siesta Sisters, right?  Then…are you saying theyre not real too, Uryuu?  Youre not making any sense, Black Wtch…MARIA and Beatrice are the only true magic here.  Youre a shade, uryuu…a shade of the kind of Magic that good people do.  We deny you!  We deny the Black Witch, Uryuu!

Sakutarooo~ Oh my, you are so cute. Where is Maria?

:(  No idea, but I miss her a lot, Uryuu!!!

theblackwitch:

sakutaro:

sakutaro:

The Black Witch: endless-magic-of-the-witch: theblackwitch: ((Mh °u° meta dell’ep 8,…

endless-magic-of-the-witch:

theblackwitch:

((Mh °u° meta dell’ep 8, che bene o male ci sono tutti e tu con bato siete i “”GM”” diciamo così. Non saprei D:))

S-Shut up, you old shrew!…

U-uryuu….B-but Lady MARIA says that magic is kept alive by-by all the good peoples love and hope, Uryuu!  I-I won’t let you hurt Lady MARIA’s magic with your cruelty, Black Witch!  Diplomatic Imunity of the Marriage Sorciere!  Uryuu!

*Out of nowhere, a field erupts from Sakutaros form, destabilizing, disrupting, and ending the volley of hostile magics in the area.*

 G-gwah!

*She was forced to back off, unable to sustain that magical wall.*

T-that’s bullshit! You’re destined to perish, all of you! Love? Good Deeds? Stop with it! There’s no point in love! Even now….don’t you feel hatred? Don’t feel anger against me? That’s right! Hatred has led you to fight me, not love! That’s the force behind everything!

I…I’ll admit….I felt anger once, Uryuu…..B-but Lady Vrgillia taught me all that!  She led me through purgatory, I went through the pain, Uryuu!  I came back here just to see lady Maria!  Not to fight or hate anyone, Uryuu!

…I don’t hate the Black Witch.  I pity her, Uryuu.  She doesn’t know love, or friends, or anything.  I’m sorry for her.

sakutaro:

The Black Witch: endless-magic-of-the-witch: theblackwitch: ((Mh °u° meta dell’ep 8,…

endless-magic-of-the-witch:

theblackwitch:

((Mh °u° meta dell’ep 8, che bene o male ci sono tutti e tu con bato siete i “”GM”” diciamo così. Non saprei D:))

S-Shut up, you old shrew!…

U-uryuu….B-but Lady MARIA says that magic is kept alive by-by all the good peoples love and hope, Uryuu!  I-I won’t let you hurt Lady MARIA’s magic with your cruelty, Black Witch!  Diplomatic Imunity of the Marriage Sorciere!  Uryuu!

*Out of nowhere, a field erupts from Sakutaros form, destabilizing, disrupting, and ending the volley of hostile magics in the area.*